Aiight y'all ... it's time the T-Dog spoke his mind on something that's been diggin at me for a while. Now EYE know EYE'm out on the east coast (waaaaay east), so maybe sh!t's changed in the big city, and if so, EYE feel relieved for the women on this list.

Picture this (it ain't hard - you've all been there). You're chillin with your crew at a club drinking Appleton's and riding the high from your last trip outside. Your talking with one of your female friends about your latest conspiracy theory when some fool who doesn't know you or the girl grabs her hand (or other body part within close reach) while he walks by. She pulls away and gives said man a nasty case of cut-eye. He walks on, oblivious, looking for the next girl to get grabalicious on.

Fellas!!! What is this insanity??? Being a scientist at heart, EYE've done a survey to try to get to the bottom of this phenomenon. The survey consisted of both men and women. When polled on the reasons for such weak game, the most common excuse given by so-called playas was "I'm just trying to get her attention". Of course, the most common response to such weak game (at least from the ladies EYE know) is a kiss of the teeth.

So to the homeboys who still keep working this move, let me put it to you like this. The only thing your catching with cheese like that is a hoodrat. Classy women want to be approached from the front - not grabbed from behind. They want to see you coming! You're a nuisance to them when they're trying to have a good time.

Let's see a change my single brothas. The day will come when EYE'm a phat cat and can open my own club. When that happens there'll be a lot of changes. Gone wil be the "No jeans, no runners, no caps" rules on flyers. They'll be replaced by "No grabaliciousness or weak game permitted. Those in violation will be asked to leave."

Peace, Rec.