SHOTGUN LOVE...

2000 RECAP...

NIGHT IN THE LIFE..

AN ANTI-POP AFFAIR...

WEST COAST LIVIN'...

AN INTRODUCTION...

NORTHERN FLOW...

SLUM VILL...

  • PLEASE HELP PEOPLE WAKE UP!
  • PMC (POP MOTHERFUCKERS COALITION)
  • ETHICAL ADVANCEMENT
  • HIP HOP 101
  • MONEY FOR VAPOUR
  • COMMENTARY ON THE JUNOS
  • AFRICAN DREAMS
  • LABELS
  • FORCING CELL PHONE ETIQUETTE
  • WHO SAID WHAT?!!?
  • BIZZ BY THE BOOK: GETTING YOUR ACT TOGETHER?
  • RAPUMENTARY EXPOSES THE GAME

  • Please Help People WAKE UP!
    By: Q


    I have been following the news very closely over the past week, just as everyone in the world today has probably been doing. And despite being appalled, shocked and horrified at the series of events that have unfolded over the past week, I am also dismayed at the level of narrow-minded, ignorance that still seems to be plaguing the world today. People of Indo-Asian, and Arabic descent are being attacked and harassed. They are being persecuted for actions and thoughts they do not share with those INDIVIDUALS who committed the crimes. So, I'm sending this message out to you in an effort to spur you to action to help others WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!

    There seem to be a large number of people worldwide, who feel that the actions of a few are reflective of the many. Osama Bin Laden's group and those who share his thinking are, as one of my friends so aptly described it, 'a microscopic portion of the world's Islamic population.'

    We, meaning citizens of the world, do not need to look back very far, nor do we need to search very hard, to find ample evidence of the dangers to which 'painting everyone with the same brush' can lead. A poignant example, since last week's incident occurred in America, is the racial tension that has ravaged American soil for the past 400 some odd years.

    This moment in history, albeit unprecedented, is not the first time in which the uglier side of humanity has reared its ugly head. Let's help those misguided souls who are wrongly directing their anger and disgust, to WAKE UP and see that the travesty that occurred does not stem from any religion, nor any cultural group. It is the sick, twisted perversion of a FEW INDIVIDUALS!!!!

    The incident has already cost the lives of thousands and affected the minds, spirits and souls of billions. Let's not perpetuate the same misguided anger that lead to this attack. Let us help those who are not able to wake up. . . .WAKE UP!!!!!

    Q.
    - concerned citizen of the world


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    PMC (Pop Motherfuckers Coaltion)
    By: Who


    DISCLAIMER: The events described in this article occurred only in the twisted imagination of the author.

    [Juvenile]: Alright, ha! It's time to call another meeting of the PMC (Pop Motherfuckers Convention) to order, u understand? Our first order of business this time around is welcoming some new members, u understand? First, we have DJ Clue, ha.

    [Clue]: CLUE...CLUe...CLue...Clue...clue

    [Juvenile]: Clue is a perfect example of everything we stand for, ha.

    [Clue]: CLUE-MINATTI BABY!!

    [Juvenile]: Here is a man who calls himself a DJ even though he can't mix records to save his life, ha.

    [Clue]: DESERT STORM!!!! STORm...STOrm...STorm..Storm...storm

    [Nas]: Not only that, he gets over by knowing all kinds of people, bringing them together to make his wack ass compilations, then screaming over the whole thing so you can't hear a whole song anyway.

    [Clue]: DJ CLUE...CLUe...CLue...

    [Juvenile]: OK, we get the picture, ha. Shut up, u understand?

    [Trick Daddy]: SHUT UP!

    [Clue]: Clue...clue! PROFESSIONAL BABY!!! BABy...BAby...Baby...baby

    [Juvenile]: And now, it's time for Our First Annual Real Rider Award, u understand? The inaugural winner is.... Ja Rule, ha!

    [Ja Rule]: Thank you! Thank you! It is very hard work keeping DMX's nuts at such a high gloss sheen. It requires almost constant attention, and careful monitoring to keep them Between Me and You. I would like to thank God, my Moms, and my fellow Pop Motherfuckers for this award. *sob*

    [Juvenile]: We also have one more award to give out, u understand? This years award for Most Disgusting Beat Jack goes to Joe f/ Mystikal for the "Stutter (remix)".

    [Joe]: This is such an honour! We spent a whole 10 minutes realizing that the Pharcyde's "Passing Me By" was hugely popular, and one of the classics of hip-hop. It was at that point that we realized we could not only capitalize on somebody else's work, we could piss off all the underground fans at the same time. How could we pass an opportunity like that up?

    [Mystikal]: WE JUST COULDN'T MAN!!! THAT BEAT WAS JUST SITTING THERE BEGGING TO BE JACKED.

    [Juvenile]: Umm, Mystikal, do you always have to yell like that, ha?

    [Mystikal]: YES!!! ANYWAY, AS I WAS SAYING, WE HAD TO RIP OFF THAT PIECE OF J-SWIFT PRODUCTION SO THAT DJS COULD TEASE REAL HIP-HOP FANS IN CLUBS BY PLAYING A LITTLE PIECE OF THE ORIGINAL CLASSIC, THEN MIXING RIGHT AWAY INTO OUR CLASSIC PIECE OF BITING. THAT'LL TEACH THEM TO FUCK WITH THE POP!!

    [Juvenile]: That's right, ha! And to close out this meeting we have a closing word from our founder and president-for-life Puff Daddy.

    [Puff]: Umm, no, it's P. Diddy now. I'm on some old Prince shit. I'm a phenomenon! They can't stop me! I TELL people straight to their faces that there's absoloutely nothing to my music beyond the surface, and they STILL run to buy it in the millions! Bad Boy! I thought I told you that we won't stop!

    Will the lemmings still flock in droves to buy Puff's new album? What classic beat will the jackers ruin next? Is there a reason every DJ needs to yell through their whole mixtapes? Stay tuned to find out the answers to these and other burning questions.

    .... To Be Continued?



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    Ethical Advancement
    By: Who


    As the abilities of technology and science speed forward, there is a lot of fear and apprehension about the possibilities. This fear is natural, and even justified given the uses to which new technologies have been put in recorded human history. Humanity has shown a remarkable facility for finding destructive applications for its scientific developments.

    No doubt the first of our ancestors who learned to use sharp rocks and stick as weapons used their best advantage - defeating their enemies. Better equipped armies have a much better chance of defeating their foes. This is so much more true in more recent times, when technology has increased at an unprecedented pace. With the development of ranged weapons such as slings, bows, catapults and ballistae suddenly we didn't need to be right next to someone to kill them and with that, everything changed. Everything changed again when gunpowder allowed soldiers to need less training. Other technologies have been similarly used to cause mass death and destruction - from nuclear bombs to stealth fighters to nerve gases.

    Even outside of the theatre of war, there have been questionable or downright wrong uses of science and technology. The development of satellites with ever more sophisticated cameras, tracking of consumer patterns, the ease of gathering personal information about people, cloning - these are all very real concerns in today's world.

    However, fear is probably not necessarily the correct response. Technological advance is not going to be stopped. Now more than ever in history, though, humanity needs to learn to be responsible about what it learns about the world we live in. We are only recently learning some of the consequences of our dependence on industry and wanton consumption of the Earth's resources.

    Instead of acting in a panic because we didn't apply proper forethought we need to think of positive applications of technology and direct our research. For example, along the lines of cloning is the possibility of growing replacement organs or even limbs. Our space explorations could find us alternate resources - water, minerals or planets. Experiments in robotics and artificial intelligence could lead to helpful robots such as those proposed by Isaac Asimov. Advances in data gathering and transfer, especially over the Internet allow people to communicate in ways that were never imagined.

    Science fiction is rapidly becoming science fact, and still many people are apprehensive that advances come at a faster pace every day. An example of this is Moore's Law from computing which states that memory chip performance doubles about every 18 months (and has held true since its discovery in 1965). The only thing constant in this world is change, and we can either fight it, or try to work with it. As humanity has advanced, we make advances at a pace that is unbelievably fast and still accelerating. Many people are looking for someone to regulate these technologies or ban them. Making something illegal means that only "criminals" will pursue it. Also, most of the time these outsiders have no reason to put what they discover to any really beneficial use. Besides, who can be trusted to pass and enforce these kinds of laws? Politicians? I think not. Corporations? They're only concerned with their bottom lines.

    Our lone weapon against such continued misuse is dialogue and community involvement. Banning research in certain fields removes them from the general public's eye and makes misuse more probable. Knowledge is a two-edged sword that we have not yet learned to use without endangering ourselves. We are learning more intricate and delicate strokes without any attempts to develop control. This control is not going to be learned by pretending that uses for the advanced strokes don't exist, but rather through exploring safe ways to use them. In the same way, ethical use of technology and advancement of science is only going to be achieved through dialogue, starting with people making themselves aware of the ways in which technology is used around them every day and encouraging others to think about it as well.



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    Hip Hop 101
    By: Vice Versatyle


    Hip Hop Connoisseur or frequent bandwagon jumper? Well here's your lucky chance to find out! Ok, not really, it's actually just some simple Hip Hop trivia, but give your brain a little workout anyhow. When you're done whisking through these questions (which is what you should be doing) add up your score and check out where you land on the Hip-Hop-O-Meter. Now, don't cheat cause you're not competing against anybody (just yourself) so it would be kind of pointless.

    Good Luck!

    1.) Which DJ created the "Quick Mix" and "cutting"(or scratchin' as we know it)

    (a) Grand Master Flash
    (b) Kool Herc
    (c) DJ Red Alert
    (d) DJ Premier

    2.) Who was considered to be Hip Hop's first emcee team, and rhymed alongside DJ Kool Herc (also referred to as Kool Herc and the Herculoids)?

    (a) Coke La Rock & Clark Kent
    (b) Sugarhill Gang
    (c) Kurtis Blow
    (d) The Furious Four

    3.) Approximately how many years has the Rock Steady crew been around?

    (a) 5
    (b) 10
    (c) 25
    (d) 35

    4.) Who was the DJ for late 80's group Stetasonics?

    (a) Prince Paul
    (b) DJ Jazzy Jeff
    (c) Funk Master Flex
    (d) DJ Red Alert

    5.) Which Rock Band did RUN-DMC collaborate with on the song "Walk this Way"?

    (a) Guns n' Roses
    (b) Aerosmith
    (c) Black Sabbath
    (d) Pantera

    6.) Who were the original members of A Tribe Called Quest?

    (a) Q-tip, Phife Dawg, Ali Shaheed Muhammad
    (b) Phife Dawg, Q-tip, Consequence
    (c) Q-tip, Phife Dawg, Ali Shaheed Muhammad, Jarobi White
    (d) Q-tip, Phife Dawg, Maseo

    7.) To tag something means…

    (a) To put a price on it
    (b) To eat something
    (c) To put graffiti on it
    (d) To drop rhymes on it

    8.) What year did Ice Cube leave N.W.A?

    (a) 1986
    (b) 1989
    (c) 1992
    (d) 1994

    9.) Who was the first Canadian hip hop artist to go gold?

    (a) Choclair
    (b) Maestro Fresh Wes
    (c) Rascalz
    (d) Michee Mee

    10.) The songs "Supa Star" & "Livin Proof" belong to which duo?

    (a) Gang Starr
    (b) Eric B & Rakim
    (c) EPMD
    (d) Group Home

    11.) What does M.O.P stand for?

    (a) Monkeys On Parole
    (b) Mop
    (c) Mash Out Posse
    (d) Magnificent Outstanding People

    12.) Which Outkast song do the following lyrics belong to?
    "…writin rhymes, trying to find our spot up in the light/light up in that spot/knowin that we could rock/ doin the hole-in-the-wall clubs/ this shi-shit must stop/ like freeze/ we makin the crowd move/ but we not makin no gees and that's a no-no…"

    (a) "Elevators"
    (b) "Ms.Jackson"
    (c) "Southernplayalisticadillacfunkymusic"
    (d) "Skew-it-on the Bar-B"

    13. What year was Nas' first album released?

    (a) 1998
    (b) 1995
    (c) 1993
    (d) 1996

    14.) The song "93' til Infinity" was created by which West Coast crew?

    (a) The Alkaholiks
    (b) N.W.A
    (c) Pharcyde
    (d) Souls of Mischief

    15.) What was Mobb Deep's first album called?

    (a) Murder Musik
    (b) Hell on Earth
    (c) The Infamous
    (d) Juvenile Hell

    16.) Who is the first lady of the Flip Mode Squad?

    (a) Lauryn Hill
    (b) Lady Luck
    (c) Sonya Blade
    (d) Rah Digga

    17.) What group was Pharoahe Monch in before his solo career?

    (a) Organized Konfusion
    (b) Brand Nubian
    (c) Ultramagnetic MC's
    (d) Gang Starr

    18.) Where is Slum Village from?

    (a) New York
    (b) Chicago
    (c) Detroit
    (d) Philly

    19.) How many albums does Common have?

    (a) 4
    (b) 1
    (c) 2
    (d) 3

    20.) OGC and Smif n' Wessun (or Cocoa Brovas) are part of what crew?

    (a) Flip mode Squad
    (b) Cash Money Clik
    (c) Boot Camp Clik
    (d) Terror Squad

    Check ya score (The answers)
    1 - A 6 - C 11 - C 16 - D
    2 - A 7 - C 12 - A 17 - A
    3 - C 8 - B 13 - C 18 - C
    4 - A 9 - B 14 - D 19 - A
    5 - B 10 - D 15 - D 20 - C

    And now I present to you, the Hip Hop-O-Meter. I know it's ghetto but HEY, Hip Hop came from the ghetto so…it's all-good in the hood.

    Perfect Score - Hip Hop Connoisseur

    You dun know your "ish", cause you don't listen to Hip Hop you are Hip Hop you live Hip Hop, you walk Hip Hop, you breathe Hip Hop, you…okay I guess you get the picture.

    11-19 Correct Answers - True Head

    Hey! Nobodies perfect, but you still answered enough of them right so RE-spect!

    5-10 Correct Answers - Humpty Dumpty

    Man you sittin' on the fence. It's like passing a test with 51%, it could have been one question you took a stab-in-the-dark at and got it right that pushed you over the edge into this category and not the one below. I think you better stop using those Hip Hop cd's of yours for coasters.

    0-4 Correct Answers - King or Queen of the Band Wagon Jumpers

    Go cop Brittney Spear's album, I think you might like it.



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    Money For Vapour
    By: Who


    I have an idea. You give me some of your hard earned money, and I'll give you a piece of paper, or better yet, send you an e-mail that tells you that you now own a virtual object. This object is priced by on an "expert" who you will never meet. In fact, you won't even be able to see exactly what the "expert" said. Then, based on the advice of other "experts," you buy and sell quantities of these objects, hoping to make some money. Are you interested? If you said no, do you have money in mutual funds or the stock market? Because I just described a stock.

    This collective compulsive gambling impulse which has overtaken the business world in recent years has always baffled me somewhat. I mean, I could write a program that would generate "prices" that fluctuate pseudo-randomly in the short term, while continuing a general trend upwards over the long run. As a matter of fact, it probably wouldn't even take very long. Generate a few thousand of these (a trivial excercise), and you have quite an effective stock simulator. Hmmm, makes you think, doesn't it?

    I've heard claims that the market drives the stock market and controls the prices. Bullshit. The vast majority of stocks are owned by a tiny majority of the players on the stock market. Some of them aren't even held by actual people, but companies, another inherent fabrication of the human imagination. Now the market becomes even easier to manipulate. Say someone with funds makes up (and pays to register) four companies, Acme Inc., Brand X Inc., Common Ltd., and Detail Inc. Now he makes 1000 shares in Detail and sells 500 to Acme, 200 to Brand X, 200 to Common and releases 100 on the open market (letting his friends get first crack of course). Now, they wait for the stock market to open, and start Brand X and Common buying as many of Acme's shares as possible, instructing Acme only to sell when the price jumps by some amount. All of a sudden, the price of Acme's shares are going up like crazy. People are jumping on the few available stocks like solid gold bars that dropped from the sky. Now, they start all the companies selling, collect cash for all your sales and walk away with a big grin and a bigger bank balance.

    Oh, but there are protections against things like that, companies directors/owners have to be declared and there are laws against insider trading... Whatever. Firstly, put enough layers (and lawyers) between the cash man and the actual businesses and there will be no connection that will hold up in court. Secondly, the laws are written by the exact same economic elite that would have the money to do something like this (albeit on a smaller scale) so don't think for a moment that they don't know every loophole and obscure way around things.

    Perhaps you've heard of the classic hacker fable of someone modifying a bank's computer to round down on every calculation, putting the remainders into a specific account. If you accumulate slowly enough, you won't be caught, especially if you open a new account every now and again. Well, the same applies here. As long as they don't do it too quickly, said rich person can eventually manufacture all kinds of money.

    By now, you're quite convinced of my paranoia. That's fine, but it really didn't take me very long to come up with these scenarios - less than a half hour in fact. I'm also not an economist. So if someone well versed in the intricacies of the system with a slight lack of scruples (but all rich people have impeccable characters, right?) spends a good amount of time preparing this, who or what is going to stop them? Some of the people playing the market may even make some money, making them unlikely to complain. However, the bulk of the spoils are reaped by the rich, making them yet richer and increasing the ever-widening gulf between the haves and the have-nots. But then, societal rules are carefully considered to maintain the feudal relationship that masquerades behind the facade of capitalism these days.

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    "I'M SURPRISED THAT YOU'RE SURPRISED" - COMMENTARY ON THE JUNOS
    By: Lauren Burrows


    I can't believe that nobody knows about Swollen Members!

    There are 2 MCs in Swollen Members, Prev(ail Wonder) and Mad Child. Both have pretty esoteric rhyme styles. Prev has a stronger vocabulary and is well-read with complicated concepts inside his verses, while Mad Child is a lot rougher with a lot of fantasy themed shit in his verses ("why do you think they call me Mad Child, cause I'm always fucking smiling?").

    Besides the catchy name (ha), I've been hearing about these guys for years. First time was in Toronto IN 1996, that MC Aysicks told me to look out for Prev 'cause I was on my way out west. The first song I owned of theirs was, "Shatter Proof" released on a 1997 Vancouver compilation called Chocolate Park.

    Anyways, the label Mad Child is head of, BATTLE AXE RECORDS, has consistently been putting out wax and has a wicked compilation out now called Battle Axe Warriors, featuring artists like Mr. Brady, LMNO, Abstract Rude, Moka Only, Buck 50, Swollen Members and more (!). As well, these guys have been on tour (twice I think) in Europe, and were featured on DJ Vadim's Life from the Other Side album (Ninja Tune) and on BOMB Worldwide an International Hiphop compilation I picked up about two years ago. Not bad, right?

    Swollen Members are really talented, and have done it all independently. Needless to say, these guys are hometown heroes and it cracks me up to think that heads in Toronto are ONLY concerned with artists in the GTA.

    Here's a side note, I also think that Kardinal is damn talented, but you should have seen the freestyle battle that he and Prev had in Vancouver (that Prev won!). The rumor goes that once they got backstage, Kardi was pissed about losing and wanted to take the battle to a physical level. Anyways, that was resolved without incident, but next time I saw Kardinal in Vancouver (with IRS last year), the show was horribly attended.

    Oh well...

    I guess that's your West coast update.

    Peace,
    Lauren Burrows
    Planet AAJ Radio


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    African Dreams
    By: Rec Lowenbaum


    Dreams of Africa.

    The motherland of black people. Archaeological findings have proved this vast continent to be the motherland of humanity. What black North American youth had not dreamed of seeing this land? EYE, too, have shared these dreams. In my mind's eye, EYE've already sat as the sun rose and watched thousands of my people milling about on a busy morning. People going to work, or to the dentist, or heading home from a booty call ... whatever. People doing what people do - but always people of colour. Until a short while ago, I could imagine nothing more empowering and fulfilling.

    My dream was smashed (then later salvaged) by a good friend from Zimbabwe. On the walk to a local watering hole in Halifax, NS, I told him of my urgency to see Africa and explained my dream. He heard me out, then put it to me like this.

    "Rec, I appreciate your vision, but there are some things you should know before you go. You see, the cities of which you speak are a product of the colonialists' oppression of Africa. Most of the people going to work actually live in much more rural areas. These men (for they are mostly men) leave their families for days or weeks at a time to work in the city. There aren't many options in such an oppressed system. The result is that the rural communities are left with little leadership, and most youth are raised in psuedo-single parent families. They rarely see their fathers although their parents are still very much together. So you see, your dream deals with a western conception. When applied to my home, this conception has created a structure designed to keep us down."

    I was again struck by the power of this concept late one evening as I walked along Front Street in Toronto, ON - once again, on my way to a local watering hole. As an aside, it's amazing the things one considers when the mind's pathways are slightly altered. Regardless, I was struck by the number of suits still populating the streets on their way to catch public transit, heading for the suburbs. I wondered how many of these suits had spouses or children who missed them or, worse yet, had learned to live without them. And how many of these suits had come to believe that the cheque they brought home was adequate compensation for their absence.

    It is often striking to look at the similarities between our precious developed society and those we consider less fortunate or less civilised. That which effectively oppresses the black man in Africa is more and more evident as a tool to depreciate our sense of community in our North American (read: revised colonialist European) society. Today's suburban communities are more accurately termed residential districts, directed by the government rather than its citizens. Strong voices which could lead the development of these regions are directed to Major Cities where there are big bucks to be made. The youth are raised in something resembling a ghost town. In a system which contains only residents and big business, how can we expect the next generation (or ours) to understand our dependence upon each other to live free?

    EYE've heard it said that to make a difference, one should Think Globally and Act Locally. By developing our own communities and reducing our dependence on a major metropolis, we can ensure that the needs of the human being come before the social and economic forces necessary to drive City life.

    And what of my dream? Well let's just say that EYE still dream of spending time on that great continent. But when EYE arrive in the East, it'll be in search of another community lost, stolen by the west.

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    Labels
    By: Who


    As humans, it's only natural, and sometimes even quite helpful to classify things. Putting groups of things together under labels is nothing new, but it does sometimes become dangerous in subtle ways.

    Take for example the label given to black people. I don't think anyone is going to doubt that black people have historically been mistreated, but what exactly makes someone a black person? Bi-racial or light-skinned blacks like my man Rec often have their identity questioned for the simple reason that their skin is a few shades lighter than others. Is this not the same type of skin-colour based discrimination which black people have complained about white people perpetrating for hundreds of years? How are we any better perpetrating the same thing on our own people?

    Personally, I'm a fairly dark-skinned black. I've still had my identity questioned on more than one occasion however, because in many ways, I don't fit the stereotype or caricature that many associate with "blackness." While those close to me know that I use as much slang (or maybe even more) than most with them, someone first speaking to me over the phone or in some other situation where they couldn't see me would probably not automatically assume that I'm black. In addition, I was always a fairly good student, which some among us take as an indication of a lack of "blackness."

    We do need to have the classification of "black." There's no need to get offended at that term the way blacks previously have with terms like coloured, negro, Afro-whatever... you get the picture. Without this classification, things like government assistance programs will not happen. What we need to remember though, is that any such classification is at best a generalization. Having black/coloured/dark skin means simply that you have black/coloured/dark skin, it does not define your character. In a society which thrives on pointing out the differences between people, blacks must recognize our common purpose and common struggle. Remember, whether dark- or light-skinned; criminal, corporate or academic; middle-class or poor; we are _all_ niggers to many. There can be no equality in society as a whole without equality with in our own community.

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    Forcing Cell Phone Etiquette
    By: Q


    Have you ever been at the movies and someone's cell just starts going off? Or how about this, you're in a meeting and you hear a faint yet discernible ring coming from someone's bag, interrupting the discussion?! Or this, you're in a restaurant, enjoying your meal and the surroundings, when someone's phone starts ringing at the loudest possible volume?!

    Well, we probably all have, and Industry Canada, is looking into whether or not they should do something about it. They plan on carrying out three months of public sessions, to determine if they should block cellular phone signals in restaurants, theatres, libraries or other locations through the use of jamming technology. But the mobile phone industry is against this notion saying that it could jeopardize public safety, and leave people without a 'lifeline'.

    Marc Choma, a spokesman for cell phone lobby group the Canadian Wireless Telecommunications Association said that 3 million emergency calls are made to 911 each year, and if the government allows the use of jamming technology, it would compromise public safety. However, on the other side of the coin, there are those who say that cells phones pose a health risk.

    Bill Blaikie, a member of Parliament, introduced a motion asking the federal government to make it illegal to drive while talking on a mobile phone, except in an emergency. To support his argument, Blaikie referred to the case of a three-car crash in Toronto where five people were seriously injured when a man ran a red light. Witnesses reported the driver was using a cell phone at the time.

    Choma doesn't feel the introduction of jamming technology is the solution. He states that cell phone technology is a relatively new invention and that it will take time before everyone learns about proper etiquette. Till such time, he suggests that everyone tell their friends and colleagues to turn off their phones or set them to vibrate when appropriate.

    In the mean time, the government has made it clear that they are only gathering information at this stage. No decisions have been made.

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    Who Said What?!!? - February 28, 2001
    By: Who


    It's been a slow couple of weeks in the reviews. They should start flowing again soon, but until then, here's a quick hit of some tight singles I'm bumping right now. Some of them are hard to find, especially since certain services which allow people to quickly download and check out tracks are being forced to change drastically because of legal woes. Move quick if you want to check these.

    Be Alert - 7L & Esoteric : This track with it's Transformers samples brings back some serious memories.

    La vie ti neg - Muzion : Some really tight Franglais hip-hop, this tune will have your head nodding even if, like me, you can't catch most of the French.

    Skiver's Guide -Roots Manuva : This rare track, only available on the Motion 5000 12" features Blak Twang, Juice Aleem and Robotic EBU along with Mr. Manuva himself.

    Heavy Lighting - Joey Chavez f. Dilated Peoples : Another hard to find track, this time featuring Ev and Rakaa of Dilated Peeps.

    Under Mi Sensi - Barrington Levy : Nuff said, right? A classic from 19-how-long.

    Stalk of Sensimilla - Mikal/Mykal/Michael Rose : The man has too many spellings of his name, but this track is pure sweetness.

    Blunted - Phil Da Agony : As long as we're on a theme, right? Phil Da Agony is one of those artists to keep your eyes out for. Tight beat punctuated by a wicked flute line.

    The Best Form/James Worthee - Krondon : Krondon is a talented emcee from the Left Coast with quite a unique voice who works extensively with Chace Infinite and Self Scientific.

    B-Boy Real McCoy & Accepted Eclectic - Aceyalone : Ace-1, a former member of the Freestyle Fellowship has been around for ages, and hasn't blown like he should. Hopefully his new album will remedy that. Stay tuned for a review coming soon.

    Iron Galaxy - Cannibal Ox : Can Ox, consisting of Vast and Vordul and produced by former Compay Flow frontman El-P looks to be one of the groups at the forefront of the underground in coming years.

    Farmhand - Mr. Lif
    Avengers - Mr. Lif & Akrobatik :
    Lif, Akrobatik and their Perceptionist crew bring simple hype and strong lyricism to the table. They also work very well as a team, check Avengers particularly.

    Say What, Say What - Lord Have Mercy : This track off the now defunct Thee Ungodly Hour album remains one of my favourite tracks from this gruff voiced MC.

    The Vinyl Frontier - Abdominal & DJ Fase : T-dot's own take you on a musical journey through the cosmos.

    Cranial Lumps - High & Mighty : An older H&M tune, Eon and Mi are both at the top of their game on this one.

    Josie - Smut Peddlers : New from the Eastern Conference fam, Cage and the High and the Mighty form the Smut Peddlers. Check this tune featuring Apani on the hook.

    Ghostwriter - Mad Skillz : This is just Mad Skillz getting vex at many people in the industry, many of whom he reputedly ghost writes for. All the names are blanked out, but see how many of the MCs he's talking about you can guess. Also pay attention to the end where he threatens to re-release the tune with all the names in it if people keep pissing him off. I sense a bunch of MCs sweating.

    And, for the more adventurous among you, check out Windowlicker by Aphex Twin. It's definitely out there, but if you dig progressive electronica, it's really tight. My favourite Aphex tune happens to be Alberto Balsalm so peep that one too if you like Windowlicker.

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    BIZZ BY THE BOOK: Getting Your Act Together?
    (hints, tips, guide-lines for young entrepeneurs in the music industry)
    By: Refael Keren


    This weeks topic: Managing Your Life

    Ah….a second installment of Biz By The Book and if you're still reading this column to further your musical career you must be desperate. Which begs the question…If you're desperate why aren't you doing something to promote yourself and your interests? And I know the answer to this one. You've come to me, yet again, seeking some intuition into the elaborate folly we call the music industry. Here's a hint: to achieve success study somebody who is already achieved it. If I was successful would I be writing for TheCyberKrib.com….No, but seriously folks I'm getting to a point here. All us artists, lyricists, songwriters, producers whatever it is we do for no pay or at least not enough earnings to keep a roof over our heads without having at least a part-time job, we blame the business don't we? The business is signing sexy young girls who can't sing. The media covers trite rappers instead of paying attention to the relevant artists right under their noses. Whatever it is that you are doing for your career in the music industry, try to keep this in mind. In the music business there is this recurring theme of the "lost artist;" the talent expecting the record company or producer to direct them into a career. Where do you think this trend of prefabricated bands came from? If somebody else is going to direct your career they're going to expect you to fit into their mold. This is where the artist has to take a stand and get his act together. Build yourself up from the ground up and don't expect anyone to do you any favors. For your reading enjoyment this month I've provided a few sample stories of artists going the wrong way down the road to success.

    1) Dead End Johnny is a talented young singer with a knack for writing. Johnny has never recorded his songs because he has no money to burn even a few demo CD's. His five roommates can't stand it when he sings in their small house, but Johnny can't move into a better situation because he only works part-time at the local supermarket. Johnny sends out copies of his songs, recorded on a portable tape recorder on reused tapes he's collected over the year…Johnny expects to brake into the music industry; a business where, at least here in Canada, bad record sales can mean the collapse of an entire company. In Canada A & R people take very little risk in signing new artists, tending to sign cookie cutter copies of already successful acts. No matter how many rags to riches stories you may have heard in your life, the majority of the artists signed to major label have busted their asses to get where they are. I honestly believe that if you work hard towards your goal you will achieve it, regardless of your limitations. Determination is the most important key to success in this business, not looks, not talent, nor smarts. That means that before he can succeed in the record business he has to succeed in his job. Getting a better job will not only improve Johnny's economic situation, it will improve his level of confidence.

    2) Sally The Slacker is a great drummer, but whenever she auditions with a band she is late for rehearsals. She doesn't have transportation so she rehearses in rental spaces. Needles to say, her prospective bands are often disappointed when they've spent 40 dollars for a two hour slot only to have the drummer show up an hour late. Sally plays in three different bands that haven't gotten a show in ages. She has fun but would like to make some cash; she's certainly good at drumming, but she's never considered playing music a job. That means showing up on time, giving 100% effort and getting paid for it. Sometimes the best solution to a problem is look at it from a different perspective. Imagine your musical career is your day job. What would you do differently? Would you drink on the job at work? Would you get high before you have meeting with your co-workers? Music is an art and playing music is fun. Understandably, the approach is not going to be identical to a regular job, but you may find the adding some professionalism to your over-all life can make a huge difference.

    3) Bob The Busy Beaver: I like this example because most of the people I know are in this category. Bob took a full-time job at a bank office so he could afford to buy the latest mixers and samplers. Even though he considers the bank gig a temporary day job, he works a 10-hour days. He comes up with new ideas for songs and gets together with other people once in a while, but nothing ever sticks. Meanwhile, accustomed to having a little more cash in his pocket, Bob has take out a lease on a new car. Now he works 10 hours daily just to keep up with his luxury items. The new sampler is gathering dust. This is such a common scenario in artists that I'm thoroughly surprised and impressed by my friends who work full time and still manage to keep up their musical career. Of-course working in the music business keeps you closer to people of similar interests but even that does not guarantee that you will not be sucked into the money circle.

    Self Improvement, in this day and age, has been pushed in our faces so much that it's become a cliché. A wise man once told me that to get where you want in your career you have to take little steps. Tonight, take a night off of scratching, rhyming, noodling on your guitar and sit down with a big pad of paper, a good pen, and a few highlighters. Draw out a map of where it is you want to get, and note the obstacles that stand in your way. The first step might be as simple as waking up an hour earlier each day, if you don't have enough time in your schedule. It may be a bigger step, like applying for a government loan for an education in music production or even a degree in computers so you can have a better paying job, earning more money per hour may mean having the time to pursue your career. If you think you need some help making that first step drop me a note. Questions and answers will be posted at http://www.kerenimage.com.

    Have a nice life. See you next month.

    Raf can be contacted at kerenimage@canada.com


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    Rapumentary Exposes The Game
    By: Rec Lowenbaum

    Be you emcee, producer, graf artist, struggling DJ, one thing is true about the hip hop world - The love of the art sustains creativity, but the biz creates the opportunity. A true artist puts his emotions, his experiences, his entire LIFE into that which is created. The end product is a snapshot of that person ... a look into their mental window. An act of raw expression. But once the piece is finished, the message must be brought to the people, and this is where matters become shady.

    Raisin' Kane: A Rapumentary focuses on the Toronto-area hip hop group Citizen Kane. This documentary, an impressive debut from director Allison Duke, follows Citizen Kane from a grassroots beginning in the ghettos of Scarborough through various stages of breaking into the Canadian hip hop scene and culminates with the release of their premiere album, Deliverance.

    Although the film tells Citizen Kane's story, it undoubtedly tackles a broader issue - an exploration of the ins & outs of making it in a market which can boast only four signed artists nationwide. All the bases are covered here. The viewer is first exposed to a history lesson on the Citizen Kane crew. The tapetsry is woven as such, and the rest of the story deals with bringing that pattern to the people.

    Like any hip hop crew without backing (read: almost every crew), all the leg work is done by the artists and friends themselves. Citizen Kane is the ideal vehicle here since the work these cats put in is nothing less than exhaustive. The camera follows the Treehouse Records crew through college and commercial radio spots, late-night tagging sessions, the recording of an album, distribution woes, shows and tours, and of course managing the biz. Throughout, interview footage with music industry cats and artists maintains the focus on exactly what it takes to make it.

    This film is extremely refreshing in contrast to the majority of recent documentary-style hip-hop releases. In the light of Raisin' Kane, comparable shows like the Def Jam series on BET, and the movie Backstage (Rockafella/Cash Money tour) are shamelessly transparent techniques for artist advertising. Rather than using the big screen as a vehicle for promotion, Allison Duke's aim is to inform about all aspects of the Canadian hip-hop scene in a manner which is also entertaining.

    EYE recommend Raisin' Kane: A Rapumentary to anyone interested in grassroots hip hop. Struggling artists and hip hop enthusiasts will find it both inspirational and educational. For more broadcast info on this movie check out www.nfb.ca/raisinkane.



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